The Funniest Villa Quotes… Ever!

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From Ron Saunders to Ron Atkinson, Aston Villa personalities have kept us entertained with mad, wacky and outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 220 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Villa Park. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Villa fans chuckling throughout the season.

“I’d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona.” Mark Draper

“We should have a shoot-the-ref shoot-out. After that penalty, the referee should have been shot.” John Gregory

“At least we were consistent – useless in defence, useless in midfield and crap up front.” Ron Atkinson

“l’m as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.” Ugo Ehiogu

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 8 Oct. 2019
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 108 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 169698419X
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1696984195
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 140 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.85 x 0.64 x 19.84 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 153,973 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 14 in Aston Villa 718 in Ball Games 774 in Soccer Coaching
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From Ron Saunders to Ron Atkinson, Aston Villa personalities have kept us entertained with mad, wacky and outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 220 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Villa Park. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Villa fans chuckling throughout the season.
“I’d like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona.” Mark Draper

“We should have a shoot-the-ref shoot-out. After that penalty, the referee should have been shot.” John Gregory

“At least we were consistent – useless in defence, useless in midfield and crap up front.” Ron Atkinson

“l’m as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.” Ugo Ehiogu

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 8 Oct. 2019
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 108 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 169698419X
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1696984195
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 140 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.85 x 0.64 x 19.84 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 153,973 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 14 in Aston Villa 718 in Ball Games 774 in Soccer Coaching
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