The Funniest West Ham Quotes… Ever!

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West Ham United players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 200 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of east London.Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have West Ham fans chuckling throughout the season.

“The man who comes to take care of my piranhas tells me he will kill all my fish if I leave West Ham.”Paolo Di Canio

“Even the chef’s been out for two weeks with a hernia.”Alan Curbishley

“As for eating baked beans at breakfast time, they can trigger off a violent reaction.”Herita Ilunga

“Hopefully Andy has only tweeted his hamstring.”Sam Allardyce

Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 7 July 2017
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 104 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1548694495
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1548694494
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 130 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.85 x 0.61 x 19.84 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 139,606 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 16 in West Ham United
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West Ham United players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 200 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of east London.Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have West Ham fans chuckling throughout the season.

“The man who comes to take care of my piranhas tells me he will kill all my fish if I leave West Ham.”Paolo Di Canio

“Even the chef’s been out for two weeks with a hernia.”Alan Curbishley

“As for eating baked beans at breakfast time, they can trigger off a violent reaction.”Herita Ilunga

“Hopefully Andy has only tweeted his hamstring.”Sam Allardyce

Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 7 July 2017
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 104 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1548694495
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1548694494
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 130 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.85 x 0.61 x 19.84 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 139,606 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 16 in West Ham United
Customer reviews: 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 275 ratings var dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction; P.when(‘A’, ‘ready’).execute(function(A) { if (dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction !== true) { dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction = true; A.declarative( ‘acrLink-click-metrics’, ‘click’, { “allowLinkDefault”: true }, function (event) { if (window.ue) { ue.count(“acrLinkClickCount”, (ue.count(“acrLinkClickCount”) || 0) + 1); } } ); } }); P.when(‘A’, ‘cf’).execute(function(A) { A.declarative(‘acrStarsLink-click-metrics’, ‘click’, { “allowLinkDefault” : true }, function(event){ if(window.ue) { ue.count(“acrStarsLinkWithPopoverClickCount”, (ue.count(“acrStarsLinkWithPopoverClickCount”) || 0) + 1); } }); });

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