The Funniest Chelsea Quotes… Ever!

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From Jose Mourinho to Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris, Chelsea managers and players have kept us entertained with some truly hilarious sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Stamford Bridge.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

“Mark Hughes is playing better and better, even if he’s starting to look like a pigeon.”Gianluca Vialli

“Chelsea were a sausage, eggs and chips club before the foreign players arrived.”Dennis Wise.

“Wisey said I think too much. But I have to do all his thinking for him.”Gianfranco Zola

“With hindsight, it’s easy to look at it with hindsight.”Glenn Hoddle

Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 1 Nov. 2016
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 130 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1539777995
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1539777991
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 160 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.85 x 0.76 x 19.84 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 27,699 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 4 in Chelsea FC
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From Jose Mourinho to Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris, Chelsea managers and players have kept us entertained with some truly hilarious sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Stamford Bridge.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

“Mark Hughes is playing better and better, even if he’s starting to look like a pigeon.”Gianluca Vialli

“Chelsea were a sausage, eggs and chips club before the foreign players arrived.”Dennis Wise.

“Wisey said I think too much. But I have to do all his thinking for him.”Gianfranco Zola

“With hindsight, it’s easy to look at it with hindsight.”Glenn Hoddle

Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 1 Nov. 2016
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 130 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1539777995
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1539777991
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 160 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.85 x 0.76 x 19.84 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 27,699 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 4 in Chelsea FC
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